The world sucks but we can make it better yea??

heading to the cat farm

heading to the cat farm

teddyhatesyou:

typhly:

teddyhatesyou:

typhly:

teddyhatesyou:

I am new to this whole cooking things and severely overestimated how much spaghetti I should make for one person

lifehack, put the amount of noddles u want into a single serving bowl and ull end up with two bowls of it

does that work with spaghetti its long and breakable?? how would i fit it in a bowl before its cooked?

break the frigging spaghetti man!!

that ruins the point of spaghetti i’m not paying to eat tiny noodles

unfollowed

teddyhatesyou:

typhly:

teddyhatesyou:

I am new to this whole cooking things and severely overestimated how much spaghetti I should make for one person

lifehack, put the amount of noddles u want into a single serving bowl and ull end up with two bowls of it

does that work with spaghetti its long and breakable?? how would i fit it in a bowl before its cooked?

break the frigging spaghetti man!!

teddyhatesyou:

I am new to this whole cooking things and severely overestimated how much spaghetti I should make for one person

lifehack, put the amount of noddles u want into a single serving bowl and ull end up with two bowls of it

tehawesome:

There are a few things I’ve learned from commenting on the Birds Eye Vegetables Facebook page:

  • People love answering dumb questions. Over 900 people responded to the above post, all of them saying something like “pepper.” It’s like some wealthy lunatic asked, “How could I get hundreds of people to all type ‘pepper’ onto the internet like an absurdist art project?” And here we are, I guess.
  • Birds Eye Vegetables only Likes right answers. See that second screenshot? Do you see the two utter losers with no Likes? That’s because Birds Eye only rewards winners. “Orange pepper”? Have a Like! “Red bell pepper”? LikeTown, Population: You! “Cantalope”? Are you kidding me? Go fuck yourself, idiot.
  • Birds Eye will benevolently chime in to give the right answer if someone isn’t sure. And then people will reply to that reply, because nobody can stop Facebook commenters from shouting “pepper” all over this thread. They see that comment box and they think, “Oh look, a text box! I have to type pepper into that thing!!!”
  • Nobody in the Birds Eye thread really talks to other people, so I feel free to leave multiple comments now. Birds Eye never responds, and other people pretty much just type “red pepper” and continue on with their very important schedules. So, when all comments are viewed chronologically, I look like someone having an argument with an unrelenting army of people who only type “pepper” into comment boxes. I’m basically Neo fighting wave after wave of machines outside the Matrix, only instead of doing kung fu I’m talking about pumpkins a lot.
  • And lastly, this isn’t a thing I learned, really, but I appreciated Nick openly disagreeing with Our Lord and Master Birds Eye Vegetables re: whether that pepper is a pumpkin. I only hope the Birds Eye Facebook page admin is half as amused as we are, but sometimes I imagine some 80s cartoon villain smashing his metal fist against his big desk and shouting, “Curses! They called it a pumpkin again!”

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sketchamagowza:

secret reading

sketchamagowza:

secret reading

Bomb The Music Industry! - 25!

typhly:

I walked two miles in the rain in a suit,
my feet torn up by my father’s shoes.
Receipts and cards tumble out of my pocket
to the floor of the station. I still don’t have a wallet.

Get out of my way because I’m 25
and I still act like I’m 10 goddamn years old

My mom dragged me to the doctor today,
I had a cough for a month and it won’t go away
I’ve been sleeping on floors for three hours a day
and I have no insurance, so she has to pay.
I can’t talk to my friends because I’m embarrassed
that I keep sliding back down, I keep getting depressed.

We got our ideals but no way to achieve them.
We got our degree but got no means to use it.
We’re swimming in debt with no way to surmount it.

We got thirty bucks and we spend it on whiskey.
We got credit cards, so we got a new TV.
We got mobile phones but no minutes so text me.

Get out of my way because I’m 25
and I still act like I’m ten
I’m 25, I don’t learn from my mistakes
I make them again and again and again and again and again

523 plays
this one scene got me SOOOOO hyped every time i saw it

this one scene got me SOOOOO hyped every time i saw it

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